Haha this should be a fun read- The great Indian Education Factory. If only had we learned to enjoy and appreciate what we do in the present. We have all been through this. Just that it is more fun reading it... Read On!!
At 12-
- Will crack Tenth, then crack IIT, then IIM and then life is set; Bahut Scope hai
At 15-
- Tenth Bakwaas hai... Will get good marks in 12th, then Medical or Engineering and then do Masters; Bahut Scope Hai
At 17-
- Marks se kya fark padta hai? Admission toh milne hi wala hai; Chaar Saal Engineering, phir MBA, Life Set Hai
At 21-
- Engineering toh mera interest tha hi nahi.. Bas ek saal aur deke, phir degree leke kuch kaam karunga, phir job mil jaayegi
At 22-
- Chaar saal gaand maraya.. Ab do saal job karunga exposure ke liye, experience loonga, CV pe achha lagega. phir MBA karunga, phir job karunga.. Set hai.
After 1 month of job-
-Yaar, Engineer ki toh value hi nahi hai is duniya mein.. Kya gadhe jaise treat karte hai Manager log, MBA karunga, phir main Manager ban jaoonga
Starts studying for CAT-
- 99.9% pe bhi kuch nahi achhi college main nahi milne wala hai. kuch fayda nahi hai.. US mein bahut Scope hai.. Wahaan pe respect hai, Naukri hai, mast life hai. GMAT deta hoon
At 24, While pursuing MBA-
- 20 lakh kharcha karke yeh mujhe bolta hai Leadership ke baare mein. Bolta hai Salesmanship is a quality. Yeh toh pehle se pata tha.. Shit, cut gaya. Par kisi ko bolunga nahi.. izzat ka savaal hai
At 25, when he joins his first job showing off his awesome degrees he is proud of-
(Mind you, by now his counterpart who has no fancy degrees but perhaps knows what he wants in life, is atleast 3 years into work)
- First day in the office- starts throwing jargons, one after another. Boss gets fed up and says "Bhenchod, office ke bahar bech ke aa. Yahaan sher mat ban." But MBA din't teach him how to sell, they just made him solve 1000 case studies on what others did.
At 26,
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 27,
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 28,29
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 30, after managing to get a wife and start a family
- Beta, tum hamaare jaise bahut padhna, achhe marks lana, MBA karna aur bas- life ban jayegi
BIG FACEPALM
At 12-
- Will crack Tenth, then crack IIT, then IIM and then life is set; Bahut Scope hai
At 15-
- Tenth Bakwaas hai... Will get good marks in 12th, then Medical or Engineering and then do Masters; Bahut Scope Hai
At 17-
- Marks se kya fark padta hai? Admission toh milne hi wala hai; Chaar Saal Engineering, phir MBA, Life Set Hai
At 21-
- Engineering toh mera interest tha hi nahi.. Bas ek saal aur deke, phir degree leke kuch kaam karunga, phir job mil jaayegi
At 22-
- Chaar saal gaand maraya.. Ab do saal job karunga exposure ke liye, experience loonga, CV pe achha lagega. phir MBA karunga, phir job karunga.. Set hai.
After 1 month of job-
-Yaar, Engineer ki toh value hi nahi hai is duniya mein.. Kya gadhe jaise treat karte hai Manager log, MBA karunga, phir main Manager ban jaoonga
Starts studying for CAT-
- 99.9% pe bhi kuch nahi achhi college main nahi milne wala hai. kuch fayda nahi hai.. US mein bahut Scope hai.. Wahaan pe respect hai, Naukri hai, mast life hai. GMAT deta hoon
At 24, While pursuing MBA-
- 20 lakh kharcha karke yeh mujhe bolta hai Leadership ke baare mein. Bolta hai Salesmanship is a quality. Yeh toh pehle se pata tha.. Shit, cut gaya. Par kisi ko bolunga nahi.. izzat ka savaal hai
At 25, when he joins his first job showing off his awesome degrees he is proud of-
(Mind you, by now his counterpart who has no fancy degrees but perhaps knows what he wants in life, is atleast 3 years into work)
- First day in the office- starts throwing jargons, one after another. Boss gets fed up and says "Bhenchod, office ke bahar bech ke aa. Yahaan sher mat ban." But MBA din't teach him how to sell, they just made him solve 1000 case studies on what others did.
At 26,
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 27,
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 28,29
- Main Business Karoonga!!!! Doosron ke liye kaam karna hi nahi hai.. Bas main abhi papers daal deta hoon
At 30, after managing to get a wife and start a family
- Beta, tum hamaare jaise bahut padhna, achhe marks lana, MBA karna aur bas- life ban jayegi
BIG FACEPALM
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